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Snow White

Publicerad 2013-06-30 23:55:55 i Allmänt,

The evil queen with her daily routine, asks the mirror which is always so clean... That rhymed. Whatever, she asked her mirror who was the world's hottest girl. Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" The queen has not for twenty years heard the mirror reply anything but 'you' to this question. And she asks every day, I said that already. But now... shit will turn ugly. Mirror: "Snow White!" Queen: "WHAT???!!!!" Mirror: "Yeah, Snow White." Snow White is the queens beautiful step daughter and boy, did the queen see this coming! Snow White's beauty could not be ignored, even by the evil queen. But the queen always told herself Snow White would have started taking drugs and stuff and become ugly before the mirror changed it's mind. She hadn't. Queen: "I AM FURIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!" Mirror: "Come on, take it like a man." Queen: "I'M A WOMAN, DIPSHIT!" Mirror: "Oh, really? I thought I had been judging a guy's looks for the past twenty years."
 
Queen: "Your sarcasm is to no good! I will have Snow White brutally murdered! Send in my huntsman!" Huntsman enters. Huntsman: "You called, my lady?" Queen: "Kill Snow White, rip her fucking heart out and bring it to me! Both the heart and the corpse!" Huntsman: "Jeez, it's like you think I will kill an animal and bring it's heart!" Queen: "I had that feeling, yes!" Mirror: "Don't you think you're being a bit immature?" Queen: "Me??? I'm killing my step daughter for being hotter than me, what is immature about that!?" Snow White: "Hey, guys!" Queen: "AAAA!!!! Eh... Hi, sweetie...! It is nice to see you." Huntsman: "She wants me to kill you." Snow White: "WHAT?! Step mother, tell me this is merely a lie!" Queen: "It is not! You are apparently hotter than me and now... YOU WILL DIE!!!" Snow White: "Oh, the horror!" Huntsman: "I wont kill her." Mirror: "I can do it, give me the knife." Huntsman: "You don't have thumbs, idiot!" Queen: "ALRIGHT, I'LL FUCKING KILL HER!!!" Snow White rips the queens scalp off. Queen: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Snow White: "Haha!!! Now you're like... not hot at all anymore."
 
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