Robert Langdon 5
Dan Brown is here with his fifth novel about Robert Langdon. It is called...
The last mystery
Robert Langdon, a famous Harvard art historian, wakes up in the middle of the night by a strange sound. The sound is coming from a man yelling from outside his window. Langdon: "What do you want?!" Stranger: "Oh, Hallelujah, God have merci on all of us! The mystery, Robert! The mystery!!!! If the answer falls into the wrong hands the consequenses could be dire!" Langdon: "Yeah, look... I'm pretty tired of this shit now. It can't really be normal for this to happen to ONE fucking guy. Whatever mystery you are talking about, I don't care if it's the meaning of life, I don't give a fuck. So go away. Asshole." Stranger: "It actually is about the meaning of life!" Langon: "Great, go away and die." Suddenly the stranger is shot down by a hired assassin. Langdon realizes he is already involved... He has no idea where this shit will lead him...
Together with the insanely hot 22-year old student Samantha Cardwell, Robert Langdon has to find the answer to the world's biggest question ever: The meaning of life. Meanwhile they have to watch out for the assassin, two corrupted cops, the whole Brazilian army and a mutated killer-rabbit. Nothing makes sense! Or does it? The longer the chase goes on, the more Langdon realizes the answer might be around every corner. They just have to look for the right question... and the right answer... and trust the right people... and don't step on the killer-rabbit, fuck me, that will piss him off. Langdon and Samantha suddenly find themselves in the North Pole, seeking shelter at Santa Claus. But can they trust him? What if he is just a robot? Is the whole thing a cover up by the government to make children finish their vegetables? Is the killer-rabbit working for Harvard? Is the assassin Santa's long lost brother? Are the cops really cops or aliens? Or like... lesbians? In disguise??? What's going on here?! Find out by reading this book. You will shit yourself, it's that awesome.
Ludie