Zombies and vampires on a plane
In 2006... The world's two most common fears was brought together in "Snakes on a plane"... Now two other common fears are brought together with one of the last two because we felt that it would be kind of cool...
Zombies and vampires on a plane!!!
Flight 20BBQ to Vancouver on November, 2nd, is like any other flight. On board is the retired cop Baxter Fuckoff (armed to his teeth with weapons that could not possibly have gone by any security control in the world) who's just trying to get away from his annoying wife at home. But he is about to find out... that staying at home listening to his wife bitch about their failing marriage, would be a walk in the park compared to what's coming. Suddenly...
... FUCKING ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES STORM OUT FROM NOWHERE!!! They start killing everybody!!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Baxter pulls out a machine gun and starts shooting. He yells to the group of people on whom the movie will mainly focus that they should get their asses to the cockpit. They manage to get there in time and lock the door. Guy-who-curses-a-lot,-doesn't-trust-the-main-character-and-obviously-dies-later-on: "OK? So now what? What the fuck do we do now mr. Hero?" Baxter: "I'm workin' on it!" GWCALDTTMCAODLO: "Well, work some shit out fast cause those fucking things are gonna break in here any minute!"
Hot-girl-who's-only-purpose-in-the-movie-is-undressing-at-one-point-so-we-can-use-that-shot-in-the-trailer: "Oh, my God!" Baxter: "Enough! I have had it with these motherfucking zombies and vampires on this motherfucking plane!" Baxter pulls out a flame thrower. Older-professor-guy,-conveniently-there-to-help-with-his-lifelong-expertise-on-the-current-threat: "That wont work! Zombies and vampires cannot be harmed by..." Baxter kicks the door open and burns all the zombies and vampires to ashes. HGWOPITMIUAOPSTCUTSITT: "Oh, my God!" Baxter: "Shut up!!!"
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