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When my brain ran out of ideas I just decided to write you a song

It's about a country far away who's people did not get along

The king would shoot and execute the brat who'd been sleeping with his wife

With no evidence it did not make sense. The brat could go on with his life

 

In another part of the country lived a man who was pissed at the king

The economy was so bad that his guy couldn't afford anything

He took his sword and asked the Lord for courage to do what must be done

He made out the course, sat up on his horse and soon rode away in the sun

 

When the man arrived at the castle he encountered the brat at the door

He was told the king had freaked out and killed the queen just for being a whore

The king now was quite calm because he thought that the brat would not return

The courageous brat did exactly that and beat him to death with an urn

 

Ludie