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Air Force One has been hijacked and now they're really in a pickle! The president and his crew are locked in and have to quickly find a solution. Ford: "We have to quickly find a solution!" Crewmember #1: "We have to get Batman here!" Batman: "I'm here, talk to me." Crewmember #1: "Ah, Batman! What say you? How do we get out this predicament?" Ford: "Hey, wait! I'm supposed to be the hero here!" Batman: "Uh, no, actually I am." Ford: "Oh yeah? Gary Oldman is gonna execute a hostage every half an hour until he gets what he wants. How are your batarangs gonna solve that?" Gary Oldman enters the room. Batman throws a batarang that slits Oldmans throat open. Batman: "Like that I guess." Ford: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

 

Crewmember #1: "Well done, Batman! How would you like to be president?" Batman: "I'd love to!" Ford: "Hey, fuck you!" Crewmember #1: "It's official! Batman is the new Commander in chief of the United States of America! What a lovely day! Except for all the dead people." Ford: "WHAT THE FUCK! He can't just become president like that!" The phone rings. Crewmember #1: "Yello?" Vice President: "What happens up there?" Crewmember #1: "Uh, Gary Oldman is dead but there are still like seven terrorists on board that no one seems to care about." Vice President: "We are discussing to sign a paper that makes the president unable to give orders, so that he doesn't comply with the terrorists demands. They can't tell the president to do stuff if he's not the president anymore!" Crewmember #1: "Actually he isn't. Batman is." Vice President: "Wha...?" Crewmember #1: "Yeah, I kind of elected him president. I hope that's OK." Batman: "THE OTHER TERRORISTS ARE COMING!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!" Everybody: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

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