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"The dark knight rises" kommer ju bli den mest epica(?????) filmen någonsin. No doubt. Så då är det ju inte mer än rätt att man gissar lite vad som kommer hända! Här är när Batman först möter filmens skurk, Bane... Och varje gång man säger namnet Bane så spelas det cool musik för han lär ju vara typ coolaste skurken någonsin. Ja, skit samma:

Batman: "So... We meet at last. Bane!" Bane: "That's my name, don't wear it out, eheheheheheehehehee!" Batman: "Shut up! You are evil! You hurt people!" Bane: "Yep. And I love it." Batman: "Your name shouldn't be Bane. It should be... Lame! Eeeeeheee!" Bane: "Wow. That almost rhymed. But Batman... There is one thing you must know about me." Batman: "Ooooh! What secrets might lie beyond that mask of yours?" Bane: "I am your father." Batman: "Eeh..... Bullshit?" Bane: "It's not bullshit." Batman: "Oh, but it is bullshit. I saw my father getting shot to death when I was just a little rascal-boy! Yiiiiiiiiihaaaa!" Bane: "Wha...? Fucking weirdo... Anyway, that wasn't your father, it was your uncle. I am your real father, Bane Wayne." Batman: "That sounds retarded." Bane: "You're retarded!" "No! You're fat! Wait, if you are my father... Then you must know who I am!" Bane: "Yeah, I kind of expected you to realize that immediately. Who's the retarded one, hrrm?" Batman: "Oh, you sneaky sneakery sneaksy! OK, let's have a Retard-Off!" Bane: "Hit me." Batman: "What's the capital of Denmark?" Bane: "I don't know." Batman: "I don't know either. FUUUUUUUCK!!! WE'RE EQUALLY RETARDED!!!!!!!"

Mm... Den kommer bli grym. Drygt att det är så lång tid kvar.

Ludie