Knowitalls
They talk about global warming... They talk about war... They talk about overpopulation... But these are nothing compared to the real threat against our world...
Knowitalls!!! The knowitalls are increasing in number with every passing day. 1990 we thought they were on a farely comfortable level, about 7 % of the world population. But the number rapidly rose under the next twenty years. In 2010 the knowitalls was 31 % of the world population. We have with us today dr. Edgar Sputnik, an expert in knowitall science. Edgar, why has the knowitalls increased so aggressively? Edgar: "Well, knowitalls mate very easily with regular human beings. That's how they have been able to multiply so much." But is it really so hard to tell if the person you're dating is a knowitall? Edgar: "Sadly, yes. A knowitall can disquise his true identity by pretending not to be so full of himself. If they bragged about how smart they were all the time, surely you would reveal them. But they can control their natural urge to brag like this to a degree so that no one suspects them." Sneaky. Edgar: "Sneaky indeed." Other than bragging about their knowledge all the time, how else can you recognize a knowitall? Edgar: "They absolutely love pizza. And hotdogs. And tea actually." My God... Almost like a human! Edgar: "I know. They also have a pretty weird taste in clothing. Often dress up in suits that no one ever would use except for like fancy dinners and such." You are wearing a toxido. Edgar: "Eh... yeah?" And you seem to be very proud about your knowledges on... Holy shit! You're a knowitall!!!!
Dr. Edgar reveals a gun and starts shooting at the host. He runs out of the room a second before one bullet hits him. He manages to get to a hospital in time.
Yeah... Sneaky.
Ludie